Author: 存钱买女朋友

Original:
https://www.patreon.com/maxapple
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/15790437
https://maxapple.fanbox.cc/
https://afdian.net/a/maxapple

I can't believe that some people are that desperate for some GP

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No wonder China has the 3 child law.

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这他妈什么邪功啊？

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This is without doubt one of the translations I've ever seen.

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Wait... what?

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物理元婴

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I think some times that this is one of the translation I have seen in years. What the faq did I just read

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太抽象了

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oh man, when you think about it, the translation isn't inherently wrong, it's just the chinese language is so utterly absurd in its formulation that when translated just turns into the absurd.

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太对啦，这才是我想看的元婴

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真他妈邪门，道诡异仙eh分仙

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I don't know what happen but I read until the end.

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love this author. so sad he doesn't have a proper tag yet. Best birth/birth denial artist ever.

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Fetus/pregnancy's dao? That's a very strange- or not considering what I been reading in Chinese cultivation novel, so I think this kinda make sense?

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To be fair, this isn't a third-party translation, this is an artist-original TL. At least he tried.

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什么邪门玩意？

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什么东西？？？？

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md，雀食是元婴

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The translation is bad but goddamn is this one of the hottest things I've seen on this site

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很好的尝试，使我的理智混乱。

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