With respect to page 5, a fun fact about the Bible: a lot of the time, especially in the Old Testament, we know that when the text says "feet", it means "cock". The story of Ruth and Boaz, when there's a bit where it says she uncovered his feet? About Ruth blowing the dude while he was drunk. The bit in Exodus where God decides to kill Moses until his wife circumcises their son and touches the foreskin to his "feet"? Yeah. Those "biblically accurate angels" Ezekiel talks about? Have a pair of wings to use just to cover their "feet".
So basically, every time the Bible is talking about somebody washing somebody else's feet? There's a chance, is all I'm saying.
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