I do not know Japanese, and this was translated mostly by Google Translate. I did a lot of cleanup to the translation to make it make sense, with some help from some friends who can read some Japanese.

Why? Dude, why?

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Japanese RAW

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[PUPUYASAN (Pupunezumi)] KazuRei Sanka (Blue Archive) [Digital]

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Another great example of why MTPE is a garbage idea even with simple scripts

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不错，狠狠滴百合

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These characters sound less natural than the 60's Speed Racer dub.

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003
OG: あれ
TL: "Then..."
ED: this is an expression of surprise

004
OG: きょうやま…かずさ…
TL: Kyouyama...
ED: full name

OG: ちょっとナツ、外してくれる？
TL: "Hey Natsu, would you please knock it off?"
ED: she's not asking her to knock anything off

OG: アイリたち連れて帰ってよ
TL: "Yoshimi, can you take the others home?
ED: wrong name

005
OG: そういうのいいから
TL: "That kind of thing...it's okay."
ED: she's trying to cut to the chase

OG: 話しなってば
TL: "If you don't talk about it..."
ED: she's trying to get her to talk

006
OG: 重いって
TL: "It hurts..."
ED: she speculating about her friend's feelings not talking about her own pain

007
OG: くすっ
TL: "Damn..."
ED: this is a giggle

OG: ぷぷっ…
TL: fufufu
ED: this is holding back laughter

008
OG: そんな事で重いなんて思う？
TL: "Don't you think that's a big deal?"
ED: she's not asking Uzawa if it's a big deal

009
OG: ごめんなさい…うれしくってついっ…
TL: I'm sorry...I'm glad
ED: she's explaining why she's crying

OG: だからって泣くほどじゃないじゃん…
TL: "Even so, it's not a big deal..."
ED: missing 泣くほど

OG: ほら、人目も引くし
TL: "So, you shouldn't be crying like this."
ED: she's talking about the effect of her crying

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