001
OG: ごくじょうきんぱつりゅうがくせいとえっちなこくさいこうりゅうしちゃいました。
TL: "A straight-laced domestic student got entangled in a scandalous international exchange. Oh, what a twist of fate!"
ED: this is just the title "I had a naughty relations with a gorgeous blonde exchange student"

002
OG: ハイ♪
TL: Alrighty
ED: this is an affirmative

OG: 彼女はエミリー外国から海を渡って日本のこの学校に留学生としてやってきた
TL: "She's Emily, a foreign student who crossed the sea to come to this school in Japan"
ED: as an exchange student

004
OG: アー…
TL: Sigh...
ED: this is not a sigh

OG: ア！
TL: N/A

005
OG: あっああ
TL: Ahh, oh no!
ED: he's just acknowledging her prev statement

006
OG: お電話代わりました桜崎学園の吉岡です
TL: Phone call for you, Mr. Yoshioka from Sakurazaki Academy
ED: he's answering the phone and introducing himself

OG: ハイ…えっ？
TL: Hello...huh?
ED: he's not greeting the caller

009
OG: オケショウの道具スゴク高くて…オカネ全然足りなかった
TL: The tools for cosplay were so expensive! I didn't have enough money at all.
ED: she's not talking about cosplay

010
OG: そそんな…！困りマス…！！
TL: T-that's...I'm in trouble...!
ED: she's saying it would be troubling

012
OG: 今ココをミンナに見られタラ…センセイも怒られマス…
TL: If everyone sees us here now...sensei will get mad...
ED: they'd be mad at sensei too

OG: センセイ…今日のコトナイショにしてくれタラ…
TL: Sensei...please keep this a secret for today...
ED: this is a conditional

OG: ワタシ…サービスしマス…
TL: I...will make an exception...
ED: she's is offering herself to him

etc

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@rsx205
You're doing the right thing but people like him just will pump out machine translated trash and just leave. And enough idiots will get that man Hath to encourage him to do it again.
Uncle Ted may have been right

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