"Ooh, you have such pretty veins!" Good to know I'm not the ONLY one to have been complimented as such when getting some bloodwork done. Come on, blood-letters of the world, don't you know how CREEPY that sounds?
Buffy the vampire bat... What an interesting little critter you are. You decided to go into this line of work, paying no mind to how patients who are already on edge for having to do this kind of procedure would be even LESS comfortable doing it with a BAT. I would think playing up your ability to change syringes like a teppanyaki chef would be the thing to highlight to help distract them from their anxieties, but sure, dress up like Dracula and do the Bela Lugosi voice, that's good... But I'm feeling for ya. I imagine it's hard dating outside your own species, and apparently you don't get to meet too many fellow vampire bats. At least you have better prospects than Val, I'm sure.