Translating. Cleaning. Typesetting. Lettering. My raw providers used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Cute Gyaru kept balance between the Sadpanda States, NH lands, 4ch pools, and Discord federations. But that all changed when the MTL attacked. Only the Cute Gyaru mastered all four processes. Only he could stop the ruthless MTL spamposters. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the MTL spam is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, FireflyAI and the scannies of my tribe journeyed to the Discord federations to help fight against the MTL threat, leaving me and my fellow checkbox to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Cute Gyaru was never reborn into the scannie ecosphere, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Cute Gyaru will return to save the world.