update 23/8/29, 1 new page
update 23/8/24, 1 new page
update 21/8/24, 2 new pages added
update 14/8/24, missed page 45 (IDK numbering on this comic has messed up afew time now) and +2 on the end. so 3new pages over all

Chapter 1
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https://totempole666.com/
https://www.patreon.com/vilga
https://www.topwebcomics.com/vote/18597

Hey, the owner shouldn't be complaining if the new guy is providing an clean, cheap, renewable source of fuel for her.

Base +26, FlyGod +6, pHd_pancake_tosser +7, Qqqqpqppppqq +6, blahtyyyyy +6, Killer542 +6, katiga -3

Just a reminder folks. Safety First. Do not fist the androids (except within design spec, and consent).

Base +7, Extyr +12, Zoinks -6, blahtyyyyy +6, Killer542 +6, katiga -3

This is just like the All-drug olympics skit on SNL.

https://youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU?si=Csc62TlMSaesNjhq

Base +12, Zoinks +6, skeeve2005 +2, katiga -3

The fact that both of her arms only account for 40% of her combat efficiency is great.

Base +9, Killer542 +6, nymphio +8, Zoinks +6, blahtyyyyy +6, brazzil +6, katiga -3

She's armless but she sure ain't 'armless.

Base +6, Killer542 +6, katiga -3, Bright Shadow +7

Great, now I'll never be able to look at an gas nozzle, the same way after this is done.

Base +26, project_501D13R +7, Extyr +12, katiga -3

"stick that shaft into my rear port and pump me full of juice" (in first part), "Please lubricate the nozzle before penetration", "The whole way, keep thrusting until my eyes glow"... Usagi's maintenance instructions has the best lines.

Base +16, Extyr +12, project_501D13R +7, kikimaru024 +30, brazzil +6, katiga -3

I was waiting for this... <3

Base +5, katiga -3

You heard the lady, Vic. She wants to ANALyze it.

Base +16, kikimaru024 +30, Zoinks +6, brazzil +6, katiga -3

There is a big "WHY?" in red on the blueprint next to the pleasure sensors in the rear port that got ignored by the lead designer. The constant surplus order of pleasure sensors by the engineering department is the reason why the finance department always triple check those invoices.

Base +7, Extyr +12, Zoinks +6, Killer542 +6, brazzil +6, katiga -3

Finally a chapter 2!!!

Base +6, katiga -3

Aaaaaand we found the real botfucker

Base +16, kikimaru024 +30, Zoinks +6, katiga -3

The fuckbot is in denial of her purpose

Base +6, Zoinks +6, kikimaru024 +30, katiga -3

Ok, what are your bets on how the ship will "orgasm," engine malfunction or power outage?

Base +26, skeeve2005 +2, Zoinks +6, Jstar229 +6, katiga -3

that escalation.. bot fucker -> ship fucker -> ????

Base +10, kikimaru024 +30, Jstar229 +6, WhiteBelliedWhale +9, biscardone +8, Zoinks +6, Vinatea +18, katiga -3

"She envelops me whole."

She's got the entire crew inside her at once and she's still got room for more. But enough about my ex.

Base +6, atma weapon +7, Jstar229 +6, WhiteBelliedWhale +9, biscardone +8, Zoinks +6, minin43 +6, NoString +6, Killer542 +6, TheLoneTerran +6, petyvaz +6, katiga -3, icesonic +8

@graysock - The next step of the escalation, obviously, is "starbase fucker", followed by "death star fucker".

Base +16, Zoinks +6, Vinatea +18, NoString +6, Extyr +12, brazzil +6, katiga -3

Don't be too surprised, guys. The ship is vaguely shaped like an giant penis.

Base +26, Vinatea +18, Zoinks +6, katiga -3

We know the shape of the ship since the first page. /s/fbaddc0fc2/2622228-1 And in most angles, it is... quite inocuous.
The problem is when that seemingly inocent and completly convenient ship shape is planted betwen and in front of two huge, close, vaguely round-shaped ground structures. Well played, Totempole. Well played.

Base +16, Zoinks +6, kikimaru024 +30, ZIGMA44 +16, katiga -3

Ship fucker, ok that’s a new one.

Base +7, katiga -3

I've been waiting since 1999 to see a meatbag kiss some shiny metal ass and I hope this series might finally deliver.

Base +6, abcbcacba +6, TheLoneTerran +6, katiga -3

>custom combat bots
>rich assholes
Ah yes, in b4 pussy upgrade. (only used 3 times)

Base +10, Zoinks +6, Vinatea +18, katiga -3, Lethronyx +6

This explains nicely the buttsex fluid stuffing rear refueling port

Base +16, Zoinks +6, Vinatea +18, katiga -3, Lethronyx +6

Of course the bot fucker is the most vanilla person on this kinky ship

Base +12, Vinatea +18, Zoinks +6, katiga -3, Lethronyx +6

Hot, but also fun and endearing. Hope to see more.

Base +6, Zoinks +6, katiga -3

Learn to pilot a Bell 212 helicopter? Nice Matrix reference. :)

Base +12, Zoinks +6, Vinatea +18, katiga -3

@Square Peg: "Companion bot soft anal sex"? Even nicer foreshadowing :-)
No, seriously, anyone didn't see that coming a mile away?

Base +16, Zoinks +6, Vinatea +18, kikimaru024 +30, katiga -3

Bot soft? More like butt soft

Base +6, OccasionalGoldfish +6, Vinatea +18, katiga -3, thefifthcontender +6

Calling it now (not like it is difficult to see it comimg a mile away): the captain will insist on getting Usagi upgraded, they will use the buttsex software by mistake.

Base +16, Lethronyx +6, thefifthcontender +6