Kill MTL uploaders. Behead MTL uploaders. Roundhouse kick MTL uploaders into the concrete. Slam dunk an MTL uploader's baby into the trashcan. Crucify uploaders who've never even heard of typesetting before. Defecate in an MTL uploader's food. Launch MTL uploaders into the sun. Stir fry MTL uploaders in a wok. Toss MTL uploaders into active volcanoes. Urinate into an MTL uploader's gas tank. Judo throw MTL uploaders into a wood chipper. Twist a MTL uploader's head off. Report MTL uploaders to the IRS. Karate chop a MTL uploader in half. Curb stomp pregnant MTL uploaders. Trap MTL uploaders in quicksand. Crush MTL uploaders in the trash compactor. Liquefy MTL uploaders in a vat of acid. Eat MTL uploaders. Dissect MTL uploaders. Exterminate MTL uploaders in the gas chamber. Stomp MTL uploader skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate MTL uploaders in the oven. Lobotomize MTL uploaders. Mandatory abortions for MTL uploaders. Grind MTL uploaders in the garbage disposal. Waterboard MTL uploaders. Vaporize MTL uploaders with a ray gun. Kick old MTL uploaders down the stairs. Feed MTL uploaders to alligators. Slice MTL uploaders with a katana.