"Ohhh... ohhh my sweet Hanako-chan... look at the curve... the shine on those thighs... the jiggle is... is... perfection! This is ART! PURE, UNFILTERED PASSION! WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GOD AMONG MEN! Okay, time to follow the artist and—wait... no artist name? W-What’s this...? Reverse search... w-wait... NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO!"
starts hyperventilating
"AI?! THIS WAS MADE BY A MACHINE?! NOOOO! I CAN’T BREATHE! THIS CAN’T BE REAL! I’VE BEEN VIOLATED! IT’S FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! THE SOULLESS GLOW OF TECHNOLOGY MOCKS MY LOVE! THIS IS WHY I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT, AWAY FROM THE MODERN WORLD! H-HANAKO-CHAN, YOU DESERVE BETTER!"
grabs inhaler and takes a deep, shaky breath
"Okay... calm down. It's okay. It’s not like I’m in love with an image... right? RIGHT?! I’m just... I’m just admiring craftsmanship! IT’S ABOUT THE ART! I STILL RESPECT YOU, HANAKO-CHAN, EVEN IF YOU’RE A LIE!"
rocks back and forth in his chair, muttering to himself as the RGB glow highlights the tears in his eyes.
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