I post captions anonymously to 4chan's /trash/, but the caption threads there have been very inactive of late, so I've decided to create this archive.

/trash/ has a 4.0 MB limit for images, so a lot of them had to be compressed to be posted. This gallery contains the full quality, uncompressed images. This makes them better for personal use, but if you want to share them on 4chan, you may need to track down the compressed versions. Easiest way would be a filename search on an archive, such as Desuarchive.

A lot of the pictures are heavily edited. If you try to plug them into SauceNAO et al. and you can't find an exact match, there's a good chance it's because I redrew the parts that are different.
If the name of the artist doesn't come up in a reverse image search, let me know and I'll give you sauce.

Images are ordered oldest to newest, not by genre.
Now, there are BOYS in this gallery. THIS PARAGRAPH is your warning that there are BOYS WEARING SKIRTS in the gallery. If you do not want to see CUTE BOYS WEARING SKIRTS, look at the image with your eyeballs. If you see a picture that looks like A BOY WEARING A SKIRT, it is A BOY WEARING A SKIRT. If that is not something you would like to see, click to the next picture, and the scary SKIRT-WEARING BOY will go away.
If you want the boy to go away forever, download the gallery and delete the offending BOY IMAGES. You will not hurt my BOY FEELINGS.
This concludes the BOY TUTORIAL. If another user is shocked by a SUDDEN BOY, or would like the boy to go away but does not know how, direct them to read, or reread, this tutorial.

I welcome all requests and feedback! Many of these captions came from submitted requests.
If you have a request for a caption, comments, criticism, insults, abuse, vehement abuse, insultingly vehement abuse, vehemently abusive insults, suggestions as towards the ideal method and immediacy of a suicide you'd like me to commit, or, shockingly, praise, which you would like to share, feel free to do so either below or in one of the caption threads on /trash/.

'full quality uncompressed' my ass, a fair few of these can't be read at all

Base +7, kiritogamer24 +6, philerix -3, mysterykcad -7, noahb3 -7, Power Flower -6, Waitugreat -30

@Someboday
At the bottom of the page of each caption, you'll see text that says ''Download original...''.
That's the uncompressed version.

I'm honestly surprised you don't know this yet, it's a basic function of the site.

Base +8, philerix +3, mysterykcad +7, Power Flower +6, falafelswoop +6, zepher6 +8, Qwertius +21, Gitami +16

@FlurrieFour Not on the may/haruka ones for example.

Base +6

@fag1234
Those captions have such a small filesize that this website didn't bother to compress them.
For those, you can just right click and hit ''Save Image As...'' and you'll get the full quality version.

Base +8, falafelswoop +6, Gitami +16

Where's the gallery with just BOYS. I want to see EFFEMINATE THIN BOYS WITH SMALL PENISES mentally lust-rambling over men with fat meat hammers. Will you post more BOYS next?

Base +6

@Xenbrus
I want to put more BOY STORIES on the BOY COMPUTER to slake my INTENSE BOY DESIRES but unfortunately my idea bucket folder is currently BEREFT OF BOYS.
If you have a FAVORITE BOY, let me know, and I'll see if I can write you a BESPOKE BOY ADVENTURE.

Base +8