A little thing i started doing out of boredom, and disappointment that there was no english translation for OMD being done. I just happened to come across it again on Christmas day, and decided to finish it.
Its also significantly shorter than the original.

All credit goes to the original artist, i claim nothing.

i found the translate here rather.....

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Its not a translation. Its an interpretation of what could be going on, judgeing by the images. In other words, its a parody.
Read the discription, please.

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Creative description or translation, this is hilarious. loved it.

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Rewriters, get bent.

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Genuinely funny comedic rewrites are the ONLY acceptable form of rewrite.

This isn't as crazy as some I've seen (like The "Ballad of the Insanity Inducing Poison Shorthair, Verse 1"), but I still enjoyed it a lot.

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http://www.doujinshi.org/book/444895/OMD/
RAW: /g/429387/f428de71c5/
English Translation: /g/498975/d15a7301f1/
Korean Translation: /g/658677/756fbd9373/
Chinese Translation: /g/449107/f4e8a1da9c/
Chinese Translation: /g/432471/e37a080cdd/

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does her cooch taste like Dr. Pepper?
why is this shit so funny

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