*WARNING! GURO!* Shenna and Sholly always fantisized about being spit roasted so one day they went to Castle DemisE and invited themselves to dinner. They were well received as there was currently a shortage of meat deliveries from the Island. Our tale begins as the girls are about to be spited. *WARNING! GURO!*

Wouldn't those stakes pierce the hearts, lungs, and nervous system, effectively killing her before it exits the mouth?

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Nah, I've shoved things right through myself before, as long as you relax and take an aspirin beforehand, you're good.

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Won't make much of a decent meal with all the innards intact in them.

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As a culinarian myself I got annoyed at the question of white meat or dark meat, it's all dark meat....sweet, juicy, fatty dark meat

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