Boobs are a conundrum to me. I like them, but then again I hate them. I recognize they are little more than a genetic deception, a trick to make my mind believe that the female who possesses the bigger breasts will be able to provide more nutrition for my offspring and better increase its chances of survival and passing on my genetic code. As a more developed creature it bothers me to be attracted to something that is purely a trick being played on my ape-brain. Then again, I want to motorboat the fuck out of those god damned jugs.