More complete than
/g/19118/57f4cce2dc/

raw:
/s/21bad876bc/1546-29
spanish:
/g/155744/0185f86ecc/
german:
/g/133350/7536188bf2/

More shiity rewrites excavated. :<

Base +27, msgundam2 -12, Anony12788 +13, grobe01 +12, thatninjawhocamps +5, Padappa +15, Kiranta -7, gabuprinny5896 +7, Zero Angel +38, L.Gringo~Sanchez -9, junhezhin +7, Transistor1150 +6, Mageta +14, and 5 more...

Why is this allowed?

Base +8, msgundam2 -12, Anony12788 +13, FANGALICIOUS +7, thatninjawhocamps +5, Padappa +15, Kiranta -7, gabuprinny5896 +7, Zero Angel +38, L.Gringo~Sanchez -9, oengm8w4h3 +7, junhezhin +7, scrappy135 +8, and 7 more...

well, maybe this will make someone offer us a real translation, perhaps ... the hope is allowed

Base +13, Anony12788 +13, thatninjawhocamps +5, Padappa +15, Kiranta -7, L.Gringo~Sanchez -9, Mageta -14, bucket90 -6, todd67 +4, Smokeman99 +5

Fuck hell. It's olddog isn't it?

Base +2, L.Gringo~Sanchez -9, Mageta +14, todd67 +4, Smokeman99 +5