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Made a wish...on a jizz fairy...while jerking it...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Well at least he didn't have to wait until he was 30 like all the other MCs LOL

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My parents lied to me! They said that masturbating causes an angel to lose their wings. But no it creates a jizz fairy!

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a male switched gender and got pregnant? Why aren't we funding this?

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Gender-swap, Incest, Pregnant... The only way this could get more f*cked up is if we threw in a little NTR. Then I'd really be turned off.

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I haven't seen my jizz fairy yet, does that mean I should fap more?

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The 10*10^16th time he jerked off...? So, assuming he's around 25, he fapped around 10000 billion times every day since birth?

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10^16 times = 10^10 million times = 10^7 billion = 10^4 trillion = 10 quadrillion

In hard way of math, the quickest time to get jizz fairy is to be premature ejaculator or 2 second (one stroke and jizz, and it is impossible anyway)
And 20 quadrillion seconds = 5.6 * 10^12 seconds or 2.8 trillion hours = 15.2 * 10^9 years or 15.2 billion years

Age of universe = 13.8 billion years
Quickest time he could achieve = 15.2 billion years

Damn, this is a story about god, I tell you.

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Jizz fairy...

Im out

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Jizz Fairy......

NOUGH SAID!!!

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Excellent, we need more Gender Bender with preggers!

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So what happened to the parent? They just cool with it...I guess?

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normally, when you ejaculate, there should be something coming out.... after 10*10^16 times, the whole univers would be his cum.............................................

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Am I the only one that began laughing uncontrollably at 'jizz fairy'?

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Jizz fairy? Lmao
Well this definitely put a smile on my face, and not the way hentai usually does either.

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Tired of your smart-ass brother? Wish you could control him easier? WELL YOU NEED A JIZZ FAIRY!! This comes at no cost, but a requirement of 10^10^16 ejaculations!

WARNING: DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE USER EJACULATING BLOOD AFTER MULTIPLE JERKOFFS.USE WITH DISCRETION.

This is what happens when you watch salesman commercials before looking in this comment section. Jizz fairies go on sale.

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This actually made me a lil sick. My little brother/////that's just too wrong no matter how you twist it.

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Apparently, this guy gained the power to stop time and only used it to masturbate billions of times in a single day.

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It's not bad if you don't read it.

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How is the pregnant tag vetoed? She's clearly pregnant on the last page!

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Is this guy mentally challenged? Why didn't he wished himself to be a girl instead?

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Moral of the story: if you do the impossible, jizz fairies come out and then turn your little brother into a girl for you.

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@Blaze Viper
Well, it's been un-vetoed recently, but... yeah, it really is an incorrect tag and should have remained vetoed.

The pregnant tag is for galleries where sex with a pregnant woman is a major theme of the gallery. That is, there are lots of pages of pregnant sex, not just one. Situations like this where there is a flashforward and the girl is now pregnant on the last page are what the impregnation tag is for.

Hell, here is an exact quote from the official definition of the pregnant tag (https://ehwiki.org/wiki/pregnant): "Should not be tagged if a person is simply shown as pregnant in the last pages of a story, nor is it to be used in place of impregnation."

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