Ah you live, you love, and hate that copy machine but in another perspective that copy machine gets rape by both papers and people so much that it can't file a lawsuit for abuse. The reason its even there is to provide for its family but when the time comes for it to retire it has to live with the memories of abuse on top of its mouth where some people copy there ass on the machine, not every being can go through therapy without reliving those images. I won't be surprise if the machine ended himself if it find out that someone in its family was rape by the humpy robot, so think about that the next time you approach a copy machine your affections means nothing to its mesirable existence.