A) That is seriously not enough food for a person to get satisfied from. I mean... he is like less than a crumb in size. She couldn't possibly get full off that. It would be be better if he was a few inches in height. Reason argues that you should get full off something size of your fist. So he should be about size of her hand, which would make one heck of a fellatio metaphor.
B) Eating some innocent bystander and then seeking to fight evildoers is a bit hard to swallow.