The Whole Kit And Kazoodle by kitsuneyoukai

After a hard childhood, Kazooie meets Banjo and discovers all that life has to offer.

08-26-14 = Page 35 added.

Complete.

今、忙しい人のための幻想郷シリーズ見てるんだが これで毎日暇潰してるんだよ

まあどうせこの日本語読める奴いないんだろうがな あれ、やっぱここって日本からも利用者多数か

エロならなんでもいいか

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I am crying after reading this so far!

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Ultra edit:

HOLY MUMBO WUMBO JUMBO SHITBALLS

I CAN SEE WHY BANJO PUTS UP WITH KAZOOIE

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This is bumming me out with each new page, man.

Edit: Yeah, Kazooie! Kick her ass!

Edit 2: I think I can predict where this is going.

Edit 3: And so it begins.

Edit 4: Ah, so things worked out fine.

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This guy is going to rape her, isn't he?

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This needs a, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?" Tag.

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-the hell? Great art anyways...

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awwww, that's so cute, she's sleeping in her bag like when banjo carries her around
*edit for page 28*there's the content we were all expecting
*another edit* how is ANY of this yaoi?

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I gotta ask, when does Kazooie become the backtalking, insulting, snarky tough girl we all know?

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damn you internet, damn you for ruining my childhood many times over! :(

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Oh, non-h. Praise the sun.

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this is a nice story so far

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As much as I am enjoying this little backstory for the two of them, I must ask, why is this under 'yaoi'? Even thinking further ahead, I dont see how this would go that way, considering Kazooie is female its more likely to get straight if the story goes that route to begin with.

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I rather like this. It has a good story and provides some insight on how these two met

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i truly hope stiv never reads this ;_;

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can some one remove the yaoi tag?

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Well, at first I was interested, then all that stuff about God(?) and Kazooie in....school? The hell? Did we really need to try and give Kazooie a dark backstory? That's what we call a Cerebus Retcon, and it usually never works out well. Granted, the art is pretty good but maaaaan does it drag on.

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The nudity in this is completely pointless. Why the fuck is it there? This would've been non-hentai. I'm angry, now. The comic sucked and the art sucked and I'm angry. Pointlessly angry.

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What am I reading? Seriously, I don't know I feel like this should be ruining my childhood, but its not...WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL

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For the love of god someone fuck something already.

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HOLY FUK WAT.
Drunkedness doesn't begin to make up for this.
Age five, age thirteen, TEN FUKING MINUTES LATAR WAT.
CENSARED CUZ HOOYAMS IN PANEL WAT.
OH FUK WHAT THE FUK IS GOING ON AUSTIMAL TO THE MAX.

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@hibryd7 i assume the page that mentions the "censored because human" is from the artists page on inkbunny. which has a "no humans nude at all" stance.(from what i can tell it's some attempt to avoid getting people going "dur hur furry cubs count as CP because humans are there!")

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Oh God, what a slow mind is Banjo. How can he don't notice what Kazooie feels for him?

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NNNOOOOO MY CHILDHOOD!!!!
I thought that I could do it but I can't handle it, also this "parody" would be better if Banjo was saying HYUK! with other noises and Kazooie would be making KAW noises when they both speak

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@yellowdagger Shut up with your alien language, we westerners are here to stay and consume amazing western literature like this very artistic piece here.

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Jezuz, talk about racism against feather color. And I dunno about you guys, but I like this back story and it did not ruin my childhood. I believe all characters even in the most whacky nonsensical games have some sort of childhood that make them who they are. And that we loved them for such reasons.

And if there is no such back story been made, we'll just have to make one ourselves! Bless Internet, our true Lord and Savior.

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And then in page 32, Bam egg to the face

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>This is a crowdfunded comic

people actually paid for this garbage?

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Something about the way this is drawn just disturbs me.
Just... eugh Christ almighty this rocks me to my very core.

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