Ah, that creepy, old-school style in which dicks look like popsicles, and cunts seem unmalleable and rigid like a statue. There's something about this style that just never clicked with me, even in my tender, innocent days of yonder when a picture of a lady with a banana could incite spillage, while these days one might need to add giblets to the picture to make it seem interesting. Where was I? Ah, right. That unfinalized 90s look. At least it gets better by the end there.