In the middle of a rainstorm, a man tries cutting through a swamp to get back home. In his haste, he accidentally steps on something...

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Why is his penis so black?

Is he half African-American and most of those genes went to his penis, did he try digging for oil with it (and succeeded) or did he simply stuck it in a chimney while the fire was burning?

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"Shut up"

A woman that knows what she wants.

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I'm usually okay with censorship, but this is ridiculous. Pretty bad choice of doujin to translate. It's not like there's a shortage of non-horrendously-censored hentai out there.

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Christ. He must have caught a disease that causes pseudo-necrosis of the penis or something from that forest he was jogging in. Poor man.

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Lol a guy tsundere? huh

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He obviously is the wielder of the legendary Penis of Darkness, one of the 12 legendary penises spoken of in tales of yore, with it's power, it is said one can fuck the very night itself!

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Hell yeah, I was hoping this would get translated! Slime girls rule!

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>Dominating personality
>says 'Hora hora'
>Is royalty
Basically Alice if she was a slime instead of a lamia.

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Not sure why, but this doujin had a MGQ feel to it. Could be the art, but it's not like it made it worse.
Also fuck yeah slime girls.

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I'm ok with queen slime.
And for a first book, it's was pretty good. :)

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I'm okay with this kind of femdom, if it can even be called that, more like horny and aggressive.

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Slime pussy

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"I WON'T FORGET THIS!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly what she wants?

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As much as I like corruption and all sorts of other fun stuff you can do with slime girls, every now and then it's nice to get a pseudo-vanilla story: "'Hi, I'm a slime. Let's have sex. Okay, bye."

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