5 years ago, I went crazy and decided to make a parody rewrite of the insane doujin Shokushu no Hora. Just recently, I went crazy again and decided it would be a good idea to do the prequel. This was made with no knowledge of Japanese, I just did my best to interpret what was going on. In this epic tale we discover the origins of the mysterious elf girl and why she became infested with tentacles. I hope you enjoy reading this, it was fun to make and a lot of effort went into cleaning up most of the floating symbols.

For the sequel made 5 years ago, see /g/276734/8e1ac5f059/

EDIT: Looking for the sequel to the SEQUEL? No? Well here you go anyway: /g/1807364/3aacb296d1/

I got trunk in the junk...
You got me with that one! I genuinely laughed out loud.

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I chuckled. Don't think this deserves the 1-2 stars that people are giving it

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Just hair best line ever xd

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They should really have a comedy tag.. This stuff was funny as hell..

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"What happened to my ribs and organs ." the amount of time I feel I should have heard hentai characters say this.

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how about the original RAW?

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@Ryoku_Matsu It's already on the site: /g/84035/1472048a1b/

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You should do more, this is hilarious yet a bit predictable.

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top fething kek

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lmfao!! That was crazy

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