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Enjoy the Absopussy!

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At last. I had given up hope

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We not going to explain how we got the Pokemon to speak the same language? No? Okay, it's not like the show ever explain why their is only one Pokemon who speaks the language without telepathy. Seriously, how has no one captured Meowth for study?

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Now I'm just waiting for Nakagami takashi's part in this.

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@Loki The Flameshield: Actually, there was one episode that explained it. Team Rocket's Meowth spent months teaching himself to speak in order to impress a female Pokemon. You can probably find it on Youtube. Search something like "Meowth learns to speak"

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@Loki The Flameshield: Yeah, he spent all his XP learning how to speak human in order to impress someone. It's why he doesn't know Payday like other Meowths.

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I like the fact that jinx is $5

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Eeveelution course for $100, For all eight forms with maybe eevee as well? that's one hell of a fucking deal to for a $100. 😎 😍

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Actually, it would probably be way cheaper to just catch your own pokemon, even a luxury ball (assuming you need high friendship) would only cost ~$50 and you can fuck it as much as you want. Which also means that the owner of this place is making huge amounts of dosh. Now I know what I'm going to do if I ever get transported to the Pokeworld.

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@Loki

The show does explain how Meowth can talk. It's said that instead of learning any real moves he was dedicated to learning language and as such he can no longer learn any moves.

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Actually ,right now, we have a Rotomdex that can translate pokemon in the canon games.

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@kingwolf @sekirei07 I know how it can talk(the reason is pretty lazy imo), what I mean is how come no one views the only talking Pokemon with any importance? You'd think Meowth would be a big deal, like everyone would want to capture him for study. Instead, everyone just kind of ignores him. If there was a talking cat, I mean a legitimate talking cat not the ones you see on youtube, I'm pretty sure people would want it for study.

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With that hook on her ankle those stockings must've been a total bitch to put on!

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Absols! My one weakness. How... did they... know...

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"Kept you waiting huh?"

Snake?

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