P2 Max : Shit! It starts raining. Lao: I seem to remember that there is a temple nearby. Follow me ! Max : Damn! it's still far away ? Lao: We are almost there. Here we are. Here is the temple. Max: It's a temple! It is rather a palace!
P3 Max: Bizarre this temple. It there are only tanukis! Lao: It is because it is dedicated to Aishimasu. Max: Who? Lao: Aishimasu tanuki is the god that would have made gods sake. Max: So he is the god of sake. Lao: it is also the god of carnal pleasures. Max: Serious!
P4 Lao: I'll take a nap until the rain stops. Max: Okay! Meanwhile, I will visit the temple. Lao: No problem, but did nonetheless attention. This temple perhaps did not look at being so run down, but avoids mount the floors. Max: Do not worry Lao, I'm always careful. Lao: more, Max. Max: more Lao. Max: Hey ...! the tanuki god tapestries. Well then fuckin ... this god is a real charmer. Same in males it is successful.
p5 Later Max: The last piece. Well then said therefore! This is what is called a sacred statue.
p6 Max: Well, well ...! No one will care if I drink a sip or two. Just to to taste. Whooooaaaouu! This is what is called a very good sake. Huh?! But what that ...
p7 Max: But this is ... AISHIMASU, TANUKI THE GOD!
p8 Aishimasu: Said therefore kid, you know it is an offering of sake in my name. Max: Uh ... I ... It's just ... I ... I ...? Aishimasu: Come on come on, you're not the first that takes me one or two sips of this sake. Max: Ouff ... I got scared a moment. Aishimasu Tell me kid, I have a question to ask you. Max: What? Aishimasu: May that you love sake, what would you say from drinking with me my sake home made?
p9 Lao: Damn it, Max takes time to come back. The rain that is shut down there is for half an hour and it still is not there. I better go see. Max! Max you're where? The rain it is stopped.
p10 Lao: But damn, it is where? Huh! But it's ! the pants of max! What do he doing on the floor? But over all ... Why Max, would he removed his pants in such a place?
p11 Lao: It must be Max. But what do ...! Aaaaiie!
p12 Lao: A huge tanuki!
p13 Lao: He sleeps! Phew, if he wakes up, I do not know what will happen to me. Oh darn ! I thought too fast. Max: (yawn) Lao: Crap, he saw me! What do will happen to me! (Repeated 5 times) Max: Eh Lao, It's okay ?
p14 Lao: Huh! But how thou knewest my name? Max: But finally Lao it's me, Max. Lao: Max! Now you say so. But how it is done you became like that? Max: But what are you talking? Lao: Look in the mirror and you'll see. Max: That I would see what!
p15 Max: Apart from at my reflection, I do not see what… …else spe…cial .... Aaaaaaaaaah?
p16 Max: It's not true! (3X) I had not dreamed of! Lao, I took you in, help me! I do not know what to do! Lao: Begin first by calm you. Max: Y…yes Sorry, I got carried away. Lao: Well tell me how you became a tanuki? Max: Eh bin, I drank a few sips of sake that was offering on the altar, then Aishimasu has appeared ... Lao: AISHIMASU!
p17 Max: Yes, he offered to share his home made sake. I have gladly accepted. Max and Aishimasu: Mmmmmh Max: Waahhouu! Your sake is great. Aishimsau: Really? Max: Ohohoh, yes. Aishimasu: So in this case. What would you say a little challenge. Max: Yeah, which one? Aishimasu: It is to drink dry ass sake in this gourd.
p18 Max: He he, that's challenge I like. Health. It is this endless gourd. Aishimasu: Eh just imagine that I cheated a little, my gourd can contain a whole ocean. Max: WHAT! Aishimasu: Te worried because it is now… …that the superb … …things begin!
p19 Max: W…What the hell is happening to me? Aishimasu: Oh oh your balls swell as water balloons. Max: Stop fiddling with my balls. Aishimasu: I know very well that you want throw you to the water. But you're holding back, why? Max: It's just that this is my first time that ... So it is that Iam embarrassed. Aishimasu: Go, go courage there is no shame in having one is all alone and the small follies between males I know all. Max: It's true, there is both without anyone comes, then ...? You are right.
p20 Max: As much to put into the water. Aishimasu: That's what I wanted to hear. It must know, those who were before you have absconded on seeing me. But you, you stayed, you're not afraid of me. This is a sign that you're special. So be honored! Honored to have meeting me, me!
p21 Aishimasu : AiShimasu the tanuki god of sake and sex. It is time to awaken ... The "real" you.
p23 Max: B ... but I ... I ...! Aishimasu: Everything is fine. Trust me.
p24 Aishimasu: Ooooh! Waaaouh, you're good kid.
p26 Aishimasu: Kid! It's time to get down to business. What do you think ? Max: Oh yes master Aishimasu, do it.
p27 Aishimasu: With great pleasure. Oooh yes! Max: Oh master!
p28 Max and Aishimasu: Aaaah yes!
p29 Aishimasu: Eh that's a beautiful tanuki.
p30 Aishimasu: Eh kid! What would you say take a good sip? Max: This time, I empty entirely.
p31 Max: I drank the bottle of sake all along, and the rest I do not remember. Lao: So there you began in a sacred bread soup. Max: B .. but I will not stay like this all my life! Lao: it is likely to be temporary. But good, we'll see. We'd better back before dark.
p32 Max: But you're sure it's tempo… Lao: Hold, recovering your pants. Eh! it suits you pretty well as look.
p33 Lao: There is a problem, Max? Max: I have the impression that spying on us. Lao: Of course! Always says that that Aishimasu following us. Max: EH! Aishimasu: Eh eh, he's not wrong.
The translation in the uploader comments is from the commissioner, I know, but it's very much the stuff of Google Translate. "So there you began in a sacred bread soup" is definitely the sound of a machine translation that has no clue how to deal with an informal idiom
Luckily for me, it jogged my memory about a bunch of French I forgot, so that's good. But there's one thing I still don't get: If the commissioner's native language (and the language the comic is written in) is French, and the artist's is Spanish, then how come the panels are right-to-left like it's Japanese?