All events in the story are fictional... That so?! Who's stupid enough to believe this is, in any way, real? I suppose enough to warrant disclaimers like this.
By the way, complaining and downvoting my comment isn't going to change the fact that the disclaimer is just ridiculous. While not the worst, it still makes me lament about how some people can't tell the difference between reality and fiction.
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